If it Weren't for This Stupid Window......

I'd go all "Wild Kingdom" on your ass.

Yeah, that's right Mr. Bunny, you keep munching on the lawn like you don't care, but one of these days she's going to leave the door open, and then I can put a smack-down on you like you have never seen in your life. I am one bad cat. Just ask the empty toilet paper roll, water bottle caps and laser pointer I do battle with every single day.

I have to go take a nap now, but be afraid. Be very very afraid.